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适合对象: 单身狗朋友圈文案~我想处对象,有对象的不要,怕挨揍!

1.我想处对象,有对象的不要,怕挨揍,没对象的不要,别人不要的我也不要。

I want to deal with the object, there is no object, afraid of being beaten, no object don’t, others do not want me.

2.间歇性渴望恋爱,持续性喜爱单身。

Intermittent desire for love, continuous love single.

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3.告诉桃花,不用开了,我要自己种花海。

Tell peach blossom, do not open, I want to plant their own sea of flowers.

4.世间情事太俗,不如一个人看日出。

Love in the world is too vulgar, it’s better to watch the sunrise alone.

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5.长期招男朋友,不招长期男朋友。

Long term boyfriends, not long-term boyfriends.

6.儿女情长太影响行走江湖了。

The love between children and girls is too bad for wandering in the world.

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7.别问我感情上的建议,我是单身狗,只建议分手。

Don’t ask me for emotional advice. I’m a single dog. I only suggest breaking up.

8.现在什么世道,颜值高的反而单身,比如我。

Now what kind of world, the beauty is high on the contrary single, such as me.

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9.单身久了,别说拧瓶盖了,消防栓我都拧得开。

I’ve been single for a long time. I can’t screw the fire hydrant.

10.外面情侣那么多,我还是不出门了,怕她们男朋友爱上我。

There are so many lovers outside, I still don’t go out for fear that their boyfriends will fall in love with me.

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11.这季节很干净,没有故事,没有你。

This season is very clean, no story, no you.

12.世界那么大,又不是只有你爱而不得。

The world is so big that you don’t love it.

 

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